Sing-along time
December 11, 2009 by cynthia
Back to glass casting later, ’cause over at Facebook we’re fracturing Christmas carols, and, in between wondering why anybody gives a rat’s patootie whether Tiger Woods is celibate, I’m adding my share.
Besides the classics (“Rudolf the Red-nosed Bandit” and “Jingle Bells, boy Santa Smells!”) I’ve so far added that much-beloved “Hark the Hairy Anglos Sing.” An old friend contributed “Eggplants We Have Heard on High.” And I just thought of this one:
O Christmas Brie, O Christmas Brie
You’re creamy-soft and stinky
O Christmas Brie, O Christmas Brie
I’d eat you on a Twinkie
My friends all say you go with fish
But on a twink, well, you’re delish
Oh Christmas Brie, O Christmas Brie
I’d eat you on a Twinkie
But my favorite actually wasn’t deliberate, it was the way I thought you were supposed to sing The Twelve Days of Christmas when I was a kid:
On the Thursday of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A parsnip in a bear tree
On the selling day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Two pearl gloves
And a parsnip in a bear tree
On the fur day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Three Frenchmen
Two pearl gloves
And a parsnip in a bear tree
On the Ford day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four gummy bears
Three Frenchmen
Two pearl gloves
And a parsnip in a bear tree
On the fish day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Five goldurned drinks
Four gummy bears
Three Frenchmen
Two pearl gloves
And a parsnip in a bear tree
On the sex day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Six geezers praying
Five goldurned drinks
Four gummy bears
Three Frenchmen
Two pearl gloves
And a parsnip in a bear tree
On the stubborn day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Seven wands a-winning
Six geezers praying
Five goldurned drinks
Four gummy bears
Three Frenchmen
Two pearl gloves
And a parsnip in a bear tree
On the ate day of Christmas …
It got worse, believe me. So…anybody else got any songs they want to sing, now that we’re heading into the Thursday of Christmas?
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