saving elmo

Late night 9/16/16: I didn’t see the stairs. Medically, that caused a “comminuted open fracture of the left distal femur.” In 6 months, we added “nonunion.”

IOW, I absolutely powdered my thighbone right above Elmo, my replacement knee, so there’s not much left for Elmo to live in, and it’s having trouble growing back.

The goal: Regrow bone so that Elmo has a home. In the meantime, I’m learning about life in a wheelchair, and fretting, because so far that dad-blasted bone is about as fertile as a rock.

The threat: If the bone doesn’t grow, Kaiser wants to remove Elmo and replace him with a new, less successful implant that wears out pretty quickly. When it does, my only recourse is mid-thigh amputation. The Kaiser traumatologist says if I’m lucky, I’ll be so old it won’t matter.

I’m not sure you can get THAT old, so let’s not go there. I’ve found leading tramatologists who say Kaiser is taking the wrong approach; my leg can be saved. This series is about exactly that.

26 06, 2017

Saving Elmo: Sometimes the bear eats you

2020-10-06T11:50:27-07:00

As far as saving Elmo (my knee replacement) is concerned: We didn't. Barring miracles, he becomes a biohazard on July 28. "This should have worked; I'm out of options," sighs The Doc, looking sad, "I'm so sorry, but I want you to see Dr. Jack, our traumatology expert. Maybe he'll have some ideas." I head to the other side of [...]

Saving Elmo: Sometimes the bear eats you2020-10-06T11:50:27-07:00
12 06, 2017

No place like it…

2020-10-06T11:52:20-07:00

Nikki welcomed me home with wild abandon and never settled down for a good photo...but wouldn't get more than a few steps away from the entry hall closet. More on that later.I moved back home last Monday, an event wonderful and bittersweet at the same time. I was sad to be leaving Mom and her wide, spacious house with everything on one [...]

No place like it…2020-10-06T11:52:20-07:00
5 06, 2017

Driving Miz Cynthia, Part Two

2020-10-06T12:04:02-07:00

Eric the Wheelchair Guy wears a permanent grin and stands tall. The standing tall part is important, because his clients mostly don't stand at all. On Friday night, Sept. 16, 2016, I fractured my left femur just above Elmo, my replacement knee. I lived in a wheelchair, facing hip-high amputation of my left leg, for about two years while I [...]

Driving Miz Cynthia, Part Two2020-10-06T12:04:02-07:00
1 06, 2017

Drivin’ Miz Cynthia

2020-10-06T12:29:59-07:00

Driving is easy. Driving with wheelchair is not. Wheelchairs are wonderful beasts, enabling you to get from Point A to Point B without asking to be carried. "Whoever said 'confined to a wheelchair' was an idiot," says a paraplegic friend scornfully, "My wheelchair is my legs, only round. It doesn't confine me; it frees me." Of course, he has the OTHER [...]

Drivin’ Miz Cynthia2020-10-06T12:29:59-07:00
29 05, 2017

Home-ward bound

2020-10-06T14:18:22-07:00

I'm going home. Until a couple of weeks ago, I hadn't so much as driven onto my street for more than eight months. Since I couldn't go inside the house--it's not exactly compatible with a woman who balances the world on one leg and lives in a wheelchair--there wasn't much point. The Elmo stories (of Elmo, my replacement knee and then [...]

Home-ward bound2020-10-06T14:18:22-07:00
3 04, 2017

Room 15: Paying it forward

2020-10-06T15:56:30-07:00

"Does THIS look better to you?!" she raged, pointing to her leg, "It's supposed to be ELEVATED. Does this look elevated?" I smiled weakly, made a note: The lady in room 15 is not up for small talk. On Friday night, Sept. 16, 2016, I fractured my left femur just above Elmo, my replacement knee. I lived in a wheelchair, [...]

Room 15: Paying it forward2020-10-06T15:56:30-07:00
1 04, 2017

Whippersnapper

2020-10-06T16:28:11-07:00

"What did you do in life?" he asks cheerfully, interestedly, and I nearly punch his lights out. "The last time I checked," I say, dryly, "I was still doing it." He's about 18, just entered college, determined to be a doctor some day. He's got a way to go on the bedside manner, but he means well. He'd crept into my [...]

Whippersnapper2020-10-06T16:28:11-07:00
25 03, 2017

The Fortress

2017-07-03T14:24:06-07:00

"Well, hello there!" she beamed, "What are YOU doing back here?" I'm back at The Fortress, the rehab center where I spent the first six weeks or so of the fight to save Elmo. To be honest, I didn't expect to see this place again, but at the moment it's a welcome respite. And I gotta admit, it's a bit [...]

The Fortress2017-07-03T14:24:06-07:00
10 03, 2017

On the bone again…

2020-10-06T16:30:14-07:00

Oh....the footbone's connected to the anklebone The anklebone's connected to the shinbone The shinbone's connected to the Elmobone Now hear the word on The Void... After months of zoning out at the Deadbeat Cafe, The Leg has finally decided to go back to work. IOW, it's started to grow bone to fill in the walnut-sized void in my lower (distal) femur. [...]

On the bone again…2020-10-06T16:30:14-07:00
8 03, 2017

Moonlight at sunrise, with jitters

2020-10-06T19:11:17-07:00

Awake to my sister practicing the last movement of Beethoven's Piano Sonata No. 14 in C-sharp minor: Moonlight Sonata at sunrise. I smile and nod as Mom asks me if I've slept well, scent fresh-ground Sulawesi in the little one-cup coffeemaker Carol and Emelia gave me an age ago, and wonder: If I grab these moments really REALLY tight, plaster them against my heart [...]

Moonlight at sunrise, with jitters2020-10-06T19:11:17-07:00
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