For all you folks that just don’t like mangled Christmas poetry (if you think this is bad, you should see the games we’re playing on Facebook)…just don’t look.

It’s beginning to look a lot like coldwork

It’s beginning to look a lot like coldwork
Everywhere, it shows

There’s a scratch on the surface there
A bubble that’s causing stares
A devit patch that looks like it will grow

It’s beginning to look a lot like coldwork
Artifacts galore

So the prettiest sight to see
Is the guy who says to me
“Sure, I’ll do all your coldworking for you. Cheap.”

(OK, so it screws up the meter but if I can get someone else to do my coldworking, who cares?)