I’m sittin’ here, reading through a couple dozen of these things, and thinking that they betray a certain bias on my part. Oh well.

Do you hear what I hear?

Said the little kiln to the fuserman
Do you see what I see? (Do you see what I see?)
Blinking on my screen, fuserman?
Do you see what I see? (Do you see what I see?)

Your schedule there
Way too high and fast
It will cost you silver and gold!
Yes, will cost you silver and gold!

Said the fuserman to the little kiln
You don’t know what I know! (You don’t know what I know!)
This project must be finished by three!
You don’t know what I know! (You don’t know what I know!)

Pfffut to rules
I do this all the time
And it’s never broken before
No, it’s never broken before

Said the little kiln to the fuserman
Do you hear what I hear? (Do you hear what I hear?)
Tinking in the kiln, fuserman?
Do you hear what I hear? (Do you hear what I hear?)

Your glass has shocked
Cracked it right in half
That will cost you silver and gold
Yeah, will cost you silver and gold.

Said the kiln to the fusers ev’rywhere
Listen to what I say! (Listen to what I say!)
Glass ain’t cheap; don’t throw it away!
Listen to what I say! (Listen to what I say!)

Low and slow,
that’s the way to go
It will save you silver and gold
Yeah, will save you silver and gold.