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I think I’m in love…with my bathroom

Some people dream of finding the right lover. I dream of finding the right bathroom. So when, after spending months [...]

Chirurgia interruptus

I was having surgery--the first of at least two operations--on The Leg this morning. Note the past tense: I WAS [...]

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Inaccessibly accessible: When ADA compliance really isn’t

If you happen to have wheels on your butt* the difference between accessible and Accessible is pretty obvious. I should know; [...]

Happy Crashiversary, Elmo

One year ago Saturday, my life changed. So I took the day off, to consider how far I've come. It [...]

So how did you break your leg?

A nanosecond between me and death, but I never paused: I leapt from that window like a deranged chimpanezee, smartcard [...]

View from the mountain

Ever find yourself on a mountaintop, musing, "Now how the hell did I get up HERE?" That would be me. [...]