cats

17 02, 2014

The Savannah life

2017-10-07T18:06:24+00:00

(originally published 4/3/2012) [dropcap]I[/dropcap] opened the bedroom door yesterday morning and Lola strolled in, purring ecstatically, wearing my underpants on her head. (Yes, I took pictures and no, you can’t see them) I made a mental note to ALSO lock [...]

The Savannah life 2017-10-07T18:06:24+00:00
1 06, 2012

Disruptive creativity, gout and cat lipstick

2017-10-07T18:06:03+00:00

This post starts with a sore toe, meanders through a lipstick-addicted cat and ends up at a very intriguing idea: Disruptive creativity. More about that later. In the meantime, I don't have gout. This is a good thing. You never realize how much toes do for you until one of them hurts abominably. Try getting up from the floor WITHOUT bending your big toe. (For the record, you balance yourself on both hands, swing your legs absolutely straightlegged until you're in a modified scissor-split, and then walk your body up on your heels. If you think that this not only looks absolutely stupid but also presents the world with an extended view of your backside, well, you're entirely right.)

Disruptive creativity, gout and cat lipstick 2017-10-07T18:06:03+00:00
3 04, 2012

The Savannah life

2016-05-18T00:40:53+00:00

I opened the bedroom door yesterday morning and Lola strolled in, purring ecstatically, wearing my underpants on her head. (Yes, I took pictures and no, you can't see them) I made a mental note to ALSO lock up the dirty laundry basket.

The Savannah life 2016-05-18T00:40:53+00:00
9 12, 2011

Towels on the floor

2014-12-24T11:11:18+00:00

OK, I'm beginning to look like a doting mamma with home videos, but...I kept finding towels on the floor in the guest bath. Wasn't difficult to figure out who was doing it--not with The Princess Lola and Nikki the Tikkimaus around--but all the other towel racks in the house were safe from their depredations. So I hung the towel back on the rack, grabbed Izzy the 'Pad (that iMovie feature is really killer), and settled into the bathtub to wait. It didn't take long:

Towels on the floor 2014-12-24T11:11:18+00:00
28 11, 2011

Making a cat gym (AKA “less ugly cat tree”)

2016-05-18T00:36:58+00:00

Savannah kittens make wonderful housemates...if you stay two steps ahead of their inventive little minds. Give them enough "legal" stuff to do, the theory goes, and they won't edit your art collection (i.e., break stuff). I gave them a "highly difficult" puzzle, guaranteed to keep dogs occupied for weeks, with small wooden cups that move along a track. The animal is supposed to slide the cups until they can be upended, to reveal treat. The kittens liberated all the treats in about 15 minutes and then, bored, headed for the bathroom to play toilet bowl jacuzzi (they LIKE water). So I made them a cat gym.

Making a cat gym (AKA “less ugly cat tree”) 2016-05-18T00:36:58+00:00
15 11, 2011

Cynthia, cat trainer

2014-12-24T11:11:46+00:00

OK, just had to brag a bit, although I'm not sure if I'm bragging about what a great cat trainer I am (frankly, if I were, I wouldn't be sweeping up broken sculptures), or the unusually large brains of my cats.

Cynthia, cat trainer 2014-12-24T11:11:46+00:00
24 10, 2011

Ultracats

2017-10-07T18:05:16+00:00

I've got it all over Jane Goodall. To make friends with wildlife, she had to go to the deep, dark jungles full of crocodiles, tsetse flies, tents and very poor room service. All *I* do is go home. My friend Shelby and I trekked down south a few weeks ago to pick up Nikki the Tikimaus and The Princess Lola. We returned with two carrierfuls of terrified kitten yowling to be let O-U-T. We set the carriers on the floor of the cat isolation center (AKA the laundry room), unfastened the doors and stepped back, expecting to see two furry streaks running past.

Ultracats 2017-10-07T18:05:16+00:00
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