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Saving Elmo: Day 1

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On Friday, Sept. 16, I fractured my left femur just above Elmo, my replacement knee. Four days and two surgeries later I found myself in a rehab center I call The Fortress, doing my best to save Elmo and prolong my mobility.

I’m documenting my adventures in remobilization–self-indulgent and probably only of interest to me–and I hope that sometime it helps someone else. If you don’t want to read it, skip these posts. I’ll still love you, and post some glass stuff or something along the way.

I didn’t see the stairs. Even when I was falling, frantically trying to catch myself and looking down to see what I was falling into, I didn’t see the stairs.

Dammit. I keep flashing back to the moment of falling. Surely there was something, ANYthing, I could have should have done. Look down. Feel with my toes, hear a shouted warning, echolocate…anything, but I’d find those stolidly uncaring stairs before they found me.

Back up a sec.

My friends Kaitlyn and Aaron asked me to have dinner with them at a nice little Thai restaurant near the Beaverton Central MAX station. There are multiple pokestops there, the hunting is good, and we just enjoy each others’ company.

After dinner I walked out to their car, saw them off, and walked toward mine, clutching a box of cherry tomatoes they’d picked from their garden. The parking slots had been full where I usually park, so I’d parked on the other side of the tracks, shortcut over them to the restaurant.

I have this personal assignment to walk at least 25 miles/week, courtesy of Elmo, my 14-month old replacement knee. I’d been walking longer and longer distances, kinda in celebration of just being ABLE to walk. It was heavenly, so that night I took the long way ’round to the car.

I was carrying my phone; it was a new Android phone nearly as big as an iPad Mini. Rather than shoehorn it into my purse and then try to pry it out when it rang, I’d taken to carrying it in my right hand.

In the gathering dark I didn’t see the stairs, painted blue and blending in with the night. Both hands were full; no way to catch myself; my left foot stepped out into nothing.

Gut-dropping freefall. Hard bounce directly on Elmo. Faceplant.

My glasses squished to my face, and I was covered in cherry tomato goo. I turned slowly, onto my side, and my leg screamed. I saw neon yellow stair risers, snickering in the moonlight. Three of them. Just three.

My left leg bent oddly to the right, above the knee, under a growing circle of dark on my jeans.

OMG. Elmo. Please please please don’t let it be Elmo.

I saw no one, called Help! Help! Help! (was going to say “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up,” but decided this wasn’t time for jokes)

A wonderful man (Bogdan, if you read this, ten million thanks) ran up, called 911, stared at my leg, shaking so hard he nearly dropped the phone. A woman offered a backpack to prop up my head, but I couldn’t move. Bodgan found my phone about 25 feet away–apparently I flung it as I fell–my purse maybe ten. The cherry tomato box had bounced off into the distance.

The dispatcher asked Bogdan if I was conscious, and he had trouble answering; I reached for the phone.

“Hi. This is the victim, Cynthia Morgan. I think I’ve fractured my leg, above a year-old replacement knee. I’m shocky, racing heart, the pain is bearable but I can’t move without a flareup.”

“Hold on, Cynthia, the ambulance is on its way. You should be able to hear it now.”

I did. Five or six paramedics flooded the plaza with equipment, asking a lot of leading questions like, “Do you know where you are?”

What? I’m lying on the ground in this stupid Madame Recamier pose, wondering why the hell my left foot is facing UP like that. Where do YOU think I am?

Light dawned: They assumed the red oozy goo splashing down my jacket meant that the contents of my head had gone south for the winter.

“Uhm…guys? Those are cherry tomatoes, not brains.”

So help me, one of them tasted. “She’s right.” They debated how to get me into the ambulance, and it wasn’t easy. I needed something called a scoop stretcher just to make it onto the REAL stretcher. The scoop pinched some personal parts and felt like I’d left my bottom on the concrete, but eventually we made it to the ambulance.

They offered me fentanyl for pain but I declined. No sense in going overboard with narcotics, not if I was to drive myself home. Didn’t want to look like some stupid, tomato-covered wuss when it turned out this was just a wrenched muscle.

Hope springs eternal, right?

I asked to be taken to Kaiser Westside, the wonderful hospital where I became attached to Elmo. Surely they’d have a head start on telling me to buck up, stop being a baby, and go home.

Let’s not talk about that ambulance ride. The paramedics were wonderful, treated me with toe-tipping care…but let’s not talk about that ambulance ride.

Kaiser was full up on emergencies, so the paramedic, about 18, waited with me. Now, with the adrenaline from the fall wearing off, I NEEDED that fentanyl, but the paramedic’s eyes filled as she said no. Once inside the ER, she couldn’t give me any and I’d need to wait for the docs.

She held my hand, talking softly, until the doctor came.

She told me she’d wanted to be a paramedic since childhood–“because their whole job is to save people”–and indeed had been working for ambulance companies since the age of 13. She pestered and pestered them to let her work the front line, but couldn’t certify as an EMT until she was 18 years old.

That was a few months ago. Tonight she said simply, “This is what I will do for the rest of my life.”

She got a paper towel for my sweaty brow, and proudly said she was my advocate with the hospital. “I won’t leave you until I know they’ve got you sorted out. Even if it wasn’t my job, I wouldn’t leave you, so don’t worry.”

And she didn’t. The doctor arrived and things got painfully busy, so I never noticed her slipping out into the night.

I wish I knew her name.

The doctor looked worried. The adrenaline was gone; my leg was throbbing, ripping, spasming with pain. “We need X-rays,” she said, injecting morphine to buffer the trip to radiology.

Let’s not talk about THAT trip, either. Except maybe for the wide-eyed look of shock the X-ray tech gave me when he saw the first X-ray and called in a panic for more MORE morphine.

The bursting pain settled as they slipped me back into my  little ER cubicle. “Honey,” said the doctor pityingly, stroking my arm, “You are soooo broken. May I show you the X-ray?”

A spear of bone floated high inside my thigh, its jagged edge overtopping Elmo a few inches from its normal home. It had ripped out of my leg to cause that spreading dark stain on my best jeans (which had been cut off, along with my underpants).

“Cynthia, you have an open fracture. Those are pretty dangerous because of the risk of infection…”

“But Elmo’s OK, right?”

She looked puzzled. “Elmo? Oh, your implant. Yes, the break was above the implant so it probably wasn’t damaged. The orthopedist on call will be here shortly, and he can give you more information.”

While I waited, other hospital folk stopped in, “You’re Cynthia, right? We saw your X-rays. WOW. Wild. That’s some fracture.”

Nice that I can impress hardened ER personnel, but strangely, not very comforting.

The orthopedist wasn’t exactly a ray of sunshine either, although he tried. “The bone coming through your skin is very dangerous; there’s a high risk of infection in the bone. We’re taking you to surgery in a few minutes to clean it out.”

“OK, but… may I have more morphine before we start, please?”

“All you want, but you’ll go through this with general anesthesia. We’ll probably be in there quite awhile and we need you relaxed. Now, uhm, Cynthia…we need to talk about the bad news.”

That was the GOOD news? 

“The break is too close to the implant to repair. We’ve got to remove it, and replace it with a much more extensive implant, with rods up inside your bones. It won’t work as well as the one you have, you won’t have as much mobility, and probably more pain. And it won’t last nearly as long.”

Elmo wearing out was a known quantity, and when that happened they’d told me I’d have a second less desirable implant. It sounded like they were accelerating the timetable. “And after the new implant wears out, I get a replacement?”

He hesitated. “Not likely. Usually these implants remove too much bone and there’s not much left for a repeat when they wear out.”

“So you, what? Fuse the leg? Amputate?”

“Let’s not talk about that until later.”

Mindyammer. Me minus lower leg. Maybe I could wear blades like Pistorius. Like that chick in The Kingsmen. She ran and jumped and was glorious. Yeah, like that.

I tried to focus on what the doctor was saying. “We can’t do the replacement tonight, we can’t get the parts until Monday. So we’ll get you cleaned out and stabilized, and you’ll be all prepped for Monday.”

I had until Monday to say goodbye to Elmo. All the way down to the OR, I cracked desperate jokes, kept it up until the anesthesia faded me…

No pain in the morning, though I could feel the bones playing inside my thigh like giant drumsticks. A nurse gently checked my vitals and told me the second surgery would take place in a couple of hours instead of on Monday.

Two hours to say goodbye to a hunk of plastic and titanium that had literally changed my life, given me back my mobility. We were promised 15-20 (or more) years together, I’d let him down after only 14 months. I felt almost unbearably sad and ashamed.

I considered crying. Wondered (only briefly) if it would be better not to wake up after the surgery. Looked up to see Dr. Kroger, the guy who introduced me to Elmo, silhouetted in my doorway. “I’m so, so sorry this has happened, Cynthia. Just so sorry.”

I tried to apologize that I hadn’t been more careful with his wonderful gift, that I’d killed Elmo in five seconds of carelessness, and he held up a hand to stop me.

“Listen, Cynthia: I know the plan is to replace your implant, but I’ve been looking at your X-rays this morning, went over them with a traumatologist, and we both agree: We think we can save your knee. Before you say anything, though, you need to understand the risks.”

Save Elmo? Wait…SAVE ELMO?

“If we do the other implant, your recovery will be about like it was before, maybe a little rougher, and you’ll be walking, able to bear weight on your new knee the first day. But overall, it won’t last as long, and it will be difficult to do another replacement after that.”

This, I knew.

“If we do what I’m proposing, we have about a 70 percent chance of success with a very long, slow recovery. The bones must grow back together completely, and there’s no guarantee they will. You’ll keep that leg completely still, or it won’t heal. No weight bearing for 6-8 weeks. It will be hard, but it’s our best chance.”

“And if it doesn’t work, we can still do the second implant?” I asked, and he nodded. “So I’ve nothing to lose really,” I said slowly.

“Well, nothing except a lot of extra recovery time and pain, and another surgery, if the bones don’t heal. If they do heal, we can hope to get you close to what you had. So…it’s your decision; think about it.”

No-brainer. “Thought about it. Let’s do it. When?”

He grinned. “The OR’s ready now.”

So THAT was why the surgery timetable was moved up. The Doc knew me too well.

Mom met my gurney on the way to the OR. “You were doing so well with your knee,” she said softly, trying not to cry.

I knew how she felt.


*Memo: If you hurt, and they offer you pain meds, TAKE THEM. Worry about wimp factors later.


The Saving Elmo series covers my adventures after crashing to the ground on Elmo, my replacement knee, sustaining an “open, comminuted fracture of the left femoral shaft.” It’s a tad more dire than it sounds; if my bone doesn’t grow completely back and return me to normal function, there’s a new, more painful, less effective femoral replacement in my future…with eventual amputation.

If you want to follow along on the journey, try these posts:

Happy Crashiversary, Elmo

September 18th, 2017|18 Comments

So how did you break your leg?

August 10th, 2017|2 Comments

View from the mountain

August 4th, 2017|4 Comments

The ravell’d sleeve of care…

July 26th, 2017|6 Comments

Test: Can you spot the cripple?

July 22nd, 2017|14 Comments

Zeroing in and leveling out

July 20th, 2017|34 Comments

Femurs, accessibility, and Utah: Saving Elmo II

July 16th, 2017|14 Comments

Tripping the light surgical: Saving Elmo II

July 14th, 2017|12 Comments

Wheelchair traveler…

July 12th, 2017|7 Comments

Filling up on sweetness, with fragility

July 6th, 2017|8 Comments

Saving Elmo: Sometimes the bear eats you

June 26th, 2017|17 Comments

No place like it…

June 12th, 2017|6 Comments

Driving Miz Cynthia, Part Two

June 5th, 2017|9 Comments

Drivin’ Miz Cynthia

June 1st, 2017|5 Comments

Home-ward bound

May 29th, 2017|10 Comments

Room 15: Paying it forward

April 3rd, 2017|12 Comments

Whippersnapper

April 1st, 2017|5 Comments

The Fortress

March 25th, 2017|9 Comments

On the bone again…

March 10th, 2017|14 Comments

Moonlight at sunrise, with jitters

March 8th, 2017|8 Comments

The wheeled view

March 2nd, 2017|10 Comments

Elmo, Beorn, and the Ferengi’s ears

January 30th, 2017|12 Comments

Cliffhangers, clues, and claying around

November 28th, 2016|7 Comments

8 weeks: Patience for the unvirtuous

November 16th, 2016|12 Comments

Death by chicken

October 20th, 2016|5 Comments

Mr. Desmond

October 13th, 2016|7 Comments

Saving Elmo 4: The Meltdown

October 9th, 2016|13 Comments

Bedpans and reachsticks

October 2nd, 2016|4 Comments

Saving Elmo 2: The Plan

September 29th, 2016|11 Comments

Saving Elmo 1: I fight concrete…and lose

September 27th, 2016|26 Comments

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26 Comments

  1. Cheryl Tucker October 13, 2016 at 1:20 pm - Reply

    Oh my…. what a true story!! I have a knee replacement and swear they’ll never do the other one. You are living my worst nightmare. I’m so sorry. I’m going to go and read the rest. I see this story on my Rock site. You do get around even if you don’t know it! Keep your chin up and God Bless

  2. Patty Denny October 2, 2016 at 6:24 pm - Reply

    I’m speechless. I just wish for you to heal properly and get back to where you were. Or as close as you can.

    I’ve had a total of 4 knee surgeries. 3 on one knee alone. And falling is my biggest fear. Especially since I can’t get up on my own if I’m on the ground.

    I love your writing style and need to go read the next 2 installments of this knee story.

    Bless you Cynthia.

  3. Laurel Delaney September 28, 2016 at 8:40 pm - Reply

    I too am only a reader and friend from afar and so enjoy your adventurous spirit and kind sharing. I will be sending loving healing karma your way.

  4. Connie Gates September 28, 2016 at 10:29 am - Reply

    Ah geez…..so, so sorry this happened to you. After reading your post, I had a huge lump in my throat—I can imagine your chagrin. You are a strong woman and with all of our prayers, positive energies, etc., hopefully you will heal quickly and successfully. Hugs to you.

  5. Sandy Dukeshire September 28, 2016 at 10:04 am - Reply

    No need to tell you how much this sucks. Just know you have your army behind you.
    Sending good mojo to you and Elmo.
    At least you have your mom. At times like these, who else could take her place. XO

  6. Brenda September 28, 2016 at 8:41 am - Reply

    Oh Cynthia. I went through a similar situation with my Mom when she fell and broke her leg right below her hip implant a week after her surgery. Hugs, strength, comfort and all the support I can send your way. I am thinking about you, my friend.

  7. Debora September 28, 2016 at 7:29 am - Reply

    Hi Cynthia, So sorry you have to suffer through this ordeal. I met you about 5 years ago at the Glass guild show in Portland and we only chatted for a few moments. I enjoy following your blog your stories are so well written. I hope you and Elmo make a quick recovery you are in my prayers.

  8. Tami Coatsworth September 28, 2016 at 6:43 am - Reply

    Wow Cynthia!! Healing thoughts going out to you!! Please keep us updated on your recovery!!

  9. Teddy Devereux September 28, 2016 at 4:58 am - Reply

    So sorry to hear about your accident. I follow your blog (met you at BeCon). Best wishes. Recover well and soon. Now you will have more time for writing. Hope to see you next June at BeCon.

  10. Stephanie Smith September 27, 2016 at 10:03 pm - Reply

    Hi Cynthia. Don’t know if you would remember, but I took a class with Doug Randall (cold working) that you also took. I was one of the two from Montana. I always read and enjoy your posts and all your great info. Was so very sorry to hear about your accident and the long recovery, but so glad to read of the possibility to potentially save Elmo. My father had basically the same injury you have early last November. He broke his just below a hip prosthesis. It was a wicked sharp break off to the side and why it was not compound is beyond me. He was on the floor, unable to move, for 32 hours before he was found. Anyway, he had the same recovery process they are projecting for you. He was in a rehab center for a couple of months and was totally non-weight bearing on that leg. It healed well. He went home…with a little help and he is now walking well again. He is 87. I will be thinking of you and wishing you the best.

  11. Jeri September 27, 2016 at 9:06 pm - Reply

    I am only a reader and friend from afar but I share wishes for your recovered strength and wellbeing. I’m so sorry this shitty thing has happened to you.

  12. Sally Ishikawa September 27, 2016 at 8:48 pm - Reply

    You are taking good care of yourself, but if there is anything I can do…anything you need……please add me to your helper list.
    Thinking of you.
    Sally

  13. Barb Ridgley September 27, 2016 at 8:42 pm - Reply

    Oh my gosh – it’s never a dull moment with you! I hope that you are hanging in there, getting the rest you need, and that you heal quickly and completely! Sending warm thoughts and hugs!

  14. Susan September 27, 2016 at 8:16 pm - Reply

    Cynthia, I am so sorry. How easy it is to fall in the dark. Am thinking of you and hoping recovery will be swift. Love to hear about you and the kitties!?

  15. Janet McFadyen September 27, 2016 at 8:03 pm - Reply

    Stay strong girl, sometimes the worst is the waiting for it to heal, and of course the pain. You can do this…I organized years of photos into albums and identified everyone in each photo took me a very long time but kept me occupied while lying around for 3 months waiting for my 2 break operation of straighting of my femur so I could later have a knee and hip replacement I layed on a day bed in our living room. Husband refused to let me stay in our bedroom. Because my bed was a double…one half was like my desk piled high, which I didn’t need to clear when not in use.. Also hubby made this cushion that made my leg stable even when sleeping, no twisting, it was really great. If interested let me know I will discribe it for you, super for someone to make for you. Sending healing thoughts

  16. Ellen Abbott September 27, 2016 at 7:40 pm - Reply

    Holy fucking cow, Cynthia, just holy fucking cow. One more thing on my list to be ever vigilant about. I so hope for the best for you.

  17. Nancy Goodenough September 27, 2016 at 7:39 pm - Reply

    Holy cow. My heart and every part of me is with you.

  18. tbachblog September 27, 2016 at 7:22 pm - Reply

    Best of luck to both you and Elmo! This is the supreme bummer, but I know you and your staff of highly qualified professionals will pull the phoenix out of the flames and get things working again. Hope your recoop goes well … Please keep all of us in the loop. I, for one, look forward to everything you write!! You are a gifted artist and a gifted writer … hope we meet someday.

  19. carenashfordCaren ashford September 27, 2016 at 6:52 pm - Reply

    Wow….you are one strong lady, will love going on this ride with you and your blog….look after your self as much as you can…hugs

  20. Shereen Timmerman September 27, 2016 at 6:43 pm - Reply

    So upsetting to hear about your fall, I do hope you recover 100% . Being in the hospitial for the last five days i certainly can feel your pain. Best to you and Im always greatful for all the wonderful help youve given me.

    Shereen

  21. Barbara Cashman September 27, 2016 at 6:36 pm - Reply

    No one could pragmatically express the situation, keeping withing the parameters of passionate and dispassionate connection. No one but you. You are amazing!

  22. Sylvia September 27, 2016 at 6:35 pm - Reply

    What is important is they have given you options :- ) This is GREAT news. Patience must be the lesson here…OMG. Hoping you do not go stir crazy waiting for all to heal…but that will give you the best outcome. Wishing you the best and keep us posted!

  23. Marian Fieldson September 27, 2016 at 6:33 pm - Reply

    I’m so sorry to hear you are down again. I look forward to your blog posts and admire your humor and tenacity- and awesome glass art. Thinking of you, I’m glad there are caring and knowledgeable people surrounding you.

  24. Bob Leatherbarrow September 27, 2016 at 6:18 pm - Reply

    Agh Cynthia, I have been cringing in sympathetic pain while reading your post. Sounds like you have an incredible team working for you. Best wishes!

  25. Rinee September 27, 2016 at 5:48 pm - Reply

    Oh Cynthia. I am so sorry to hear these details. When I first heard I didn’t think you were going to have to be so brave. I know you can do this though and I am rooting for you.

  26. valerieadams September 27, 2016 at 5:34 pm - Reply

    This just sucks so bad, Cynthia! I’m so, so sorry you’re going to be stuck in bed for so long; I know how hard you’ve worked to be so mobile with Elmo. I’m sending prayers, positive energy, and whatever other magic thoughts there are that you follow directions, lie low, and heal well. We’ll be watching for posts and insights; no doubt you’ll find some way to put a positive spin on your rehab.

    I live with a bit of the same fear you’ve experienced. The five titanium plates holding my head and neck together both thrill me and terrify me. A year or so after my surgery, I too had a fall, but obviously not as serious as yours. Mine was the garden variety face plant when you trip over your own feet. I tripped stepping down into my (thankfully carpeted!) bedroom, and fell flat. As David rushed to my aid, I laughed with embarrassment. Then, as I sat up, we both realized that my head was still firmly attached, and did a big high five.

    Sending hugs!

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