I’d like to thank a dear, talented artist friend for inspiring this one. (I’d name names, but I’d also like to live to see the New Year.)

Have yourself a little more dichroic
(Apologies to “Have yourself a merry little Christmas”)

Have yourself a little more dichroic
Fling the bling around
From now on
your glass sales will be out of town

Stick some glitter on a simple pendant
On a plate or bowl
That’s just what
It takes to mark the darn thing “sold”

Here we thought that the money came
From making a name
in arts
Seems instead people just want glitz
Who cares if it looks
like farts

Through the years, you’ll sell some real art, dear
That will make you proud
Until then you’ll
Sell schlock to the crowd

So have yourself a little more dichroic now